August 20, 2026
Paris, France
There are two kinds of people. Those who love cats, like me, Pumpkin, Robert Smith, and those who hate them.
The second kind is my neighbour, a French guy, a blondie twenty-something, mad, who was complaining today about how Smelly once went through the window into his apartment at 6 o’clock in the morning and woke him up, and he was not able to fall asleep again and also how that cat walks a few times around his window.
“I hope it was the last time”, he added.
Pumpkin thinks his blood pressure might be high, which would explain why he’s so mean.